What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
(Source: growlithed, via dare-for-distances)
dis0rder-ed-reality:
me: she weighs more than I do.
me: you can’t even see her bones.
Ed: shut up, you’re the fattest piece of shit in the room and you know it. Your thighs could feed a family of 6 for a month.
me: but I haven’t even eaten today-
Ed: a month.
me: but-
Ed: a fucking month.
storyofa-slut:
ednos is so hard because you make it all day without eating and then if you try to eat something small, you eat everything.
weird-is-so-chanel:
Me: I think I’m losing weight.
Scale: lol nope .